its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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