I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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