i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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