theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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this hospital has no fireball
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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