i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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