I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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