Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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