well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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