kristin has been a bad kristin
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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