There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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