we made out on top of his cat.
Semen is not good for contacts.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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