We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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