my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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