its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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