anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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