therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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