PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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