I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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