The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
