honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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