I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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