i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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