nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Are we in a gay sports bar?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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