I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
birth control should be required to get into college
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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