Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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