I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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