Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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