after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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