32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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