So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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