so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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