your thong is hanging out like whoa
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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