i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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