i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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