I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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