I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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