she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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