Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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