Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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