Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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