I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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