Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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