Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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