i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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