dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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