The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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