Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was born a porn star she said
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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