Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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