Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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