Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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