he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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