what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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